We dont want to be accussed on sexualistism, so we have created two versions of the arse memory game:

If you are a heterosexual man, or a lesbian woman, play the womens arse memory game.

If you are a heterosexual woman, or a homosexual man, play the mens arse memory game.

If you are a confused teenager, or a sexually inept potential muderer, why not play both!

At the end of each game you will be given a score out of fifteen:

1-3 - Your memory for arses is very poor. You really need to pay more attention to the subtle nuances of the cleft and cheek.

4-6 - Not bad, but try harder - try paying more attention to skin tone and downiness.

7-9 - You have a good memory for arses, but there is still room for improvement. Take into consideration the small differences in shading around the biffins bridge area.

10+ - You're arse memory is second to none. Perhaps you should consider a career as some kind of arse doctor.